Do you ever think too much? Have you ever considered that you might be addicted? I’m getting really sick of hearing my own thoughts, especially the broken record that’s been playing lately. A comedian I like talks about how girls are constantly thinking, and that’s why they will ask their guy, “What are you thinking about?”, assuming that he is thinking at all. Then the guy has to come up with some fake answer, “Just thinking about how pretty you are,” to cover up the true, but fake sounding answer, “Nothing”.
René Descartes said, “I think, therefore, I am.” But as of late, I’d like to relate to it a bit more, so I’m adding to it: “I think, therefore, life is passing me by.”
“I think, therefore, I only exist in my head.”
“I think I can think about how not to think”
Yep, it’s bedtime for bonzos (Thanks for this classy phrase, Dad)