Internet Access and Dancing for Money

26 Jun

It is Sunday afternoon here. I keep hearing loud noises from the sky; there might be another typhoon on the way. There was one the night before last, but I was so deeply asleep that I didn’t hear any of it. Carrie told me the rain was so bad she thought the streets would be flooded somewhat the next day, but they were not.

We have WiFi in our apartment now! Yippee! I am sitting in my white IKEA chair with my laptop supported by Dave. Dave is a red, adjustable table. He was very cheap because he’s small and a bit on the wimpy side, but I love him. The assembly directions have pictures of how to use him. Carrie said, “Woah, look at Dave; he’s all up in that lady’s lap”. This is how Dave is.

I’ll take photos soon so you can see our apartment. I might wait until the weather is nicer so you can see the awesome view we have from our living room. We can see much of Taipei, including the famous 101 building, because we are on the 6th floor and there are no buildings like ours obstructing our view due to our area not being as developed as the inner city. Our apartment is still very close to the really fun part of the city. In only a 2 minute walk we are in the MRT station on the brown line, and if we go three stops north, we are at the blue line which runs east and west across Taipei and also takes you to the other MRT lines. In other words, we are about 10 minutes from the blue line.

I only go two stops north to get off near my school where I sub now and will work permanently starting September 1st. After exiting the MRT station, I walk for 10-15 minutes to my school. Eventually, I will learn how to take the bus which is cheaper (50 cents instead of 80 cents on MRT) and a straight shot though it will make frequent stops and have to fight the traffic. I will also have the option of biking once I get one. Carrie is frustrated with the bike situation. People encouraged her to not bring her bike from home, “They are all made there, so they’ll be cheap!” But they are not cheap, and there are very few options. She has not yet been able to resign herself to buying a brand she doesn’t like. She’s only seen one or two brands she even recognizes, and she knows of tons. It is ironic that the parts are made here, shipped to America to be assembled, and then if you want one of those bikes when you are here, you have to get it shipped back here. Carrie thinks it is very nonsensical. I think that we don’t understand it enough, but that if we did, we might see why in a business and supply/demand sense it is logical. Don’t be surprised, though, if you read a post at some point about Carrie opening up her own bike shop because there is definitely a deficiency in bike options here.

We went out with our friend Tabitha last night. We met her and her two Taiwanese friends, David and Joe, at the Nanjing MRT station near the club (about 4 stops away from our house). You have to have some kind of picture ID to get into clubs (for bars you don’t need anything), so we brought our driver’s licenses. This club charged $400 dollars to get in, but that includes all you can drink of about 10 mixed drinks, two beers, and four shot choices.  So we paid about $13 USD to dance, drink, and mingle from 11pm to 3am. It wasn’t closing when we left; I think someone said it closes at 4 or 5 am!

They played a lot of rap mixes from the U.S. and they also had a lot of Chinese mixes that included some American pop music. It was decent enough especially since Carrie and I were dance deprived. When we first got there, the dance floor was completely empty because they had just started letting people in, but within an hour, it was PACKED. The dancing was mild, not wild and crazy. You didn’t have to worry too much about a high heel stabbing your foot (though almost every girl has on stilettos), and the guys don’t bombard you in their effort to dance with you. Just like when we see people on the street, they stare in an obvious but not too obvious way, but at the club with a few drinks in them the guys will smile really big and sometimes say “Hello!” and only “hello” as their way to start a conversation. Some of them speak English fluently and will actually begin a conversation, but many, English speakers or not, will just smile big if you look at them. They all look REALLY young. We were at a place that Tabitha says is a hangout for college students, but even when I discovered someone was my age, I was surprised because they look much younger. They acted shocked that I was 27, though, so the feeling was mutual. I’m not sure why so many people were asking my age and giving their age, but it definitely came up quite a bit. We met a really cool girl that is friends with Tabitha too. We didn’t meet any Taiwanese girls because, well, there weren’t many at that place, and they were always surrounded by the plethora of guys. When the dancing got started, Tabitha pointed toward the dance floor and said, “Only in Taiwan will the guys be the ones to get the dancing going,” and sure enough there was a huge group of guys on the dance floor.  Tabitha said many Taiwanese guys are really good break dancers, but we didn’t get to witness any of that.

We ended up meeting about 8 people who were directly or indirectly friends with Tabitha. They were all very nice. Some were foreigners and some were Taiwanese. Carrie was talking with a guy from New Zealand and mentioned that she has a good friend who’s been living there for 2 years. He recognized the name and mentioned that his brother is dating someone with the same name. They realized it’s the same person. She is one of Carrie’s really close friends from college.

The most interesting part of the night was the stage dancing/contest thing. Our friends seemed to know the drill. They were like, “Watch, watch, those girls are going to take off their clothes to try to win money”. You could tell they thought it was as outrageous as we did, but they’d seen it happen here before. The girls never did take off all their clothes, thankfully, but it was very strange because the announcer would turn on the music and have them dance, stop the music and talk about each girl (I’m not sure what he was saying because it was in Chinese), and then have the audience clap for her. Whoever got the least claps got eliminated, and then the process started over, dwindling the contestants down to the ultimate winner. The girls were wearing corsets and some were just in their fancy, black bras. They had on shorts or skirts. And when they danced, they acted pretty shy about it, and didn’t necessarily do that great of a job. Then when he would talk about them and ask everyone to clap, they would put their hand over their face in embarrassment, you know, like when someone is giggling and covering their mouth, but they would sometimes cover more of their face as if to hide. It was strange that they were in that competition and kind of naked, but yet shy or maybe trying to act humbly? Is humbly a word?

Then, the club also had some hired people to dance on stage in a more choreographed way. They were in bra-like tops as well and very skinny. But, skinny is pretty common here. One girl had on HUGE black angle wings that had large spikes coming off the top. Her face was painted with glitter. Then about an hour later a guy without a shirt on came out and danced. It was hilarious because he was wearing this huge lighted vest thing that looked like a character in a comic book… it probably was, but I couldn’t tell you which one. Anyway, they said he is a male stripper, but maybe the translation is getting mixed up somehow because he never took off his huge flashing vest or his pants. THANK GOODNESS, how awkward. Anyway, it was quite a show.

When we went home in a taxi (the MRT closes at midnight), Carrie told the taxi driver our address in Chinese and he understood her perfectly!!!  Progress is sweet.

I bet the title made you think Carrie and I danced for money. He he. The caption of one of my photos on here says I took that shot as I jumped in the water from the ferry. Pretty much a lie. Those are the only two lies so far, and one is just deceiving in order to get you to read this post and get our mothers and boyfriends worrying a bit in case they need their daily dose of that.


2 Responses to “Internet Access and Dancing for Money”

  1. Linda June 26, 2011 at 9:03 pm #

    Emily!!! You are so funny!!! Fascinating read!
    Love and miss you guys!!
    Momma Linda!

  2. jeanne2626 June 27, 2011 at 8:59 pm #

    Your title definitely “got” me! Dad, on the other hand, was clueless. Dancing? Money? Eh? We both enjoyed reading all about your night on the town and all the rest. Now, back to work!

    Say hello to Dave for me. I think your chair might be feeling badly because you failed to introduce him/her by name. Just a thought.

    Love you!

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